Mr. Bernie.com : Cleanup on Aisle Seven

Section: Cleanup on Aisle Seven            Authors: Daniel, Cheeseypieman         Date: August 25, 2006

 

  • Orange Striped Shirt

Cheeseypieman - Tim
Daniel -Herman

Herman: Uh. How did this get on my computer? Why has the internet allowed this to exist?

Tim: So is he trying to be patriotic with his flashy flashy belt?

Herman: I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but I think he's trying to be physically attractive. I personally don't think he's ever going to achieve this goal. Even to that one lady who used to be the janitor at save-a-lot.

Herman: I like the way that none of the colors really make any sense at all with any of the other colors.

Tim: I think he's like a flasher, but he forgot that you aren't supposed to wear clothes.

Herman: Tim, why would you even think about that? That's disgusting.

Tim: Find a happy place! Find a happy place!

Herman: We all know where YOUR happy place is, Tim. Gosh. You freak.

Herman: Belittling you fills the emptiness in my soul.

[Tim sits in corner, rocking back and forth singing 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot']

Herman: Bad mental image! This article is OVER!!!


 

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