I might not be attracted to women anymore. Ever.
Tim: No, I
mean, creepy women who dress up like fairy tale
okay. I think we've all been through that phase.
No we haven't.. I was kidding around... Shut up.
I don't want you to go into detail.
like Little Red Riding Hood couldn't find her
pants so she borrowed Mrs. Clause's skirt.
Tim: Look at
her shoes. She's going to tap them together and
grandma, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!
Tim: I need
Clearly. And she needs a large dark room to go
stand in. A very dark room.
is she supposed to look hott?
think she's like... 80's movies hot, where the
persons not actually hot, but you know they're
supposed to be because they zoom in while slow
peaceful music plays.
Tim: ... And
that is why I don't watch 80's movies.
it were physically possible for me to destroy
the known universe just with a thought, this
picture would be the reason to do it.
think she's smuggling some tiny Mexicans over
the border, using her sex appeal and undeniable
charm to woo the guards.
Because the Mexicans wouldn't fit into a basket?
because the thought of her having any sex appeal
causes the sun to explode in a supernova,
destroying the Earth, which would make her
mission pointless anyway.
closing, I would like to point out that if you
highlight the image, it looks extremely
frightening. And if you don't highlight the
image, it STILL looks extremely frightening.