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Section: Interviews            Authors: Psycho       Date: May 02, 2006

 

  • Cookie Monster Interview

We have here an interview with Sesame Street resident, Cookie Monster. He's been taken into custody many times for his cookie-stealing offenses, but now we have managed to book him for some one-on-one time! Interviewing him will be...me.

Psycho: Hello, Cookie Monster. How are you today?

Cookie Monster: COOKIES!!! ME WANT COOKIES!!!!!!!!

Psycho: I'm good too. Now, what do you have to say about the rumors that you are hopelessly addicted to cookies?

Cookie Monster: Me...want...COOKIES!!!!

Psycho: I see. Now, what about your friends Bert and Ernie? Is it true that they have been pushing crack cocaine in the back alleys of Sesame Street?

Cookie Monster: Crackookies?

Psycho: Good point. Now, what about the notorious gang leader, Big Bird? Has he been actively wreaking havoc recently?

Cookie Monster: No cookie?

Psycho: I understand your viewpoint, but what about Elmo? He appears have gone into seclusion since his show got cancelled.

Cookie Monster: I ATE HIM LIKE COOKIE!!!!!

Psycho: I see. Well that's all for now. Want to say hi to anyone?

Cookie Monster: ...cookie?

Psycho: Ok, he had to run out. Thanks for watching and remember folks- A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Today's interview is based on the letter "O" as in "Organized Crime", and the number "4"! How many years is Big Bird spending in the Big House? 1, 2, 3, 4! That's right, kids!


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