We have here an
interview with Sesame Street resident, Cookie
Monster. He's been taken into custody many times
for his cookie-stealing offenses, but now we
have managed to book him for some one-on-one
time! Interviewing him will be...me.
Psycho: Hello, Cookie Monster. How are you
Cookie Monster: COOKIES!!! ME WANT
Psycho: I'm good too. Now, what do you have to
say about the rumors that you are hopelessly
addicted to cookies?
Cookie Monster: Me...want...COOKIES!!!!
Psycho: I see. Now, what about your friends Bert
and Ernie? Is it true that they have been
pushing crack cocaine in the back alleys of
Cookie Monster: Crackookies?
Psycho: Good point. Now, what about the
notorious gang leader, Big Bird? Has he been
actively wreaking havoc recently?
Cookie Monster: No cookie?
Psycho: I understand your viewpoint, but what
about Elmo? He appears have gone into seclusion
since his show got cancelled.
Cookie Monster: I ATE HIM LIKE COOKIE!!!!!
Psycho: I see. Well that's all for now. Want to
say hi to anyone?
Cookie Monster: ...cookie?
Psycho: Ok, he had to run out. Thanks for
watching and remember folks- A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is based on the letter "O" as in "Organized
Crime", and the number "4"! How many years is
Big Bird spending in the Big House? 1, 2, 3, 4!
That's right, kids!