Herman:
Is that.. um.. What is that?
Dr. Xelogo:
I don't know... it's too hideous to
describe...
Herman:
It's like Batman and some sort of weird..
turtle.. thing.. had a baby.
Dr. Xelogo:
Vy vould a veird turtle thing sink so...
so... LOW?
Herman:
Well, hold on a moment there, Dr. Xelogo.
Which Batman are you talking about? The
original Adam West or one of the newer ones?
Dr. Xelogo:
Adam Vest of course!
Herman:
Oh. That's true. Because he's pretty old,
and this picture looks pretty recent.
Herman:
So, like, the child actually looks pretty
happy though for someone who is basically
wearing a large piece of styrofoam on their
chest.
Dr. Xelogo:
I think they are shoving him something that
he thinks is funny.
Herman:
Shoving? What do you mean?
Dr. Xelogo:
*Twitch* DO YOU NOT SPEAK EENGLISH! OR ARE
YOU MORE OF A MORON THAN I PREVIOUSLY
THOUGHT POSSIBLE???
Herman: I
would say that is very possible, but in this
case, what you said doesn't really make
sense..
Dr. Xelogo:
Look, I meant... how do you Americans say
it... showing.
Herman:
Oh, oh, shooowwing. Yeah. Showing. See,
shoving is a word that means like pushing.
Dr. Xelogo:
I know vhat it means you dunderhead! I speak
vith an accent!
Herman:
Let's get back to the topic at hand, shall
we? I would like to take this moment to say
that Batman's baby isn't looking all that
muscular these days. I mean he's kinna got
two muscle lines on his chest but sort of
just one large fat line on his stomach...
Herman:
Not to mention his belt looks a little
stretched, there.
Dr. Xelogo:
Ees eet just me, or are the horn-thingys
slightly bent?
Herman:
It's like he's wearing some weird hat made
from the hollowed-out skull of some sort of
duck/dog hybrid.
Dr. Xelogo:
That ees made out of cloth.
Herman:
....
Herman:
Yeah, okay. I think I know a hollowed-out
dog-duck skull when I see it, thank you very
much.
Dr. Xelogo:
Vhen have you ever seen vun?
Herman:
... I saw one.. a few weeks ago.
Dr. Xelogo:
Doing vhat?
Herman:
... Also, the suit is, um, well, I think
that's all for now, don't you, Dr. Xelogo?
Dr. Xelogo:
Yes. Let us move on to superman, for now at
least.
Herman:
Yes, let's.