Cheeseypieman - Tim
Daniel -Herman
Herman: Uh. How did this
get on my computer? Why has the internet allowed this to exist?
Tim: So is he trying to be patriotic
with his flashy flashy belt?
Herman: I know you're going to find this
hard to believe, but I think he's trying to be physically attractive. I
personally don't think he's ever going to achieve this goal. Even to that
one lady who used to be the janitor at save-a-lot.
Herman: I like the way that none of the
colors really make any sense at all with any of the other colors.
Tim: I think he's like a flasher, but he
forgot that you aren't supposed to wear clothes.
Herman: Tim, why would you even think
about that? That's disgusting.
Tim: Find a happy place! Find a happy
place!
Herman: We all know where YOUR happy
place is, Tim. Gosh. You freak.
Herman: Belittling you
fills the emptiness in my soul.
[Tim sits in corner, rocking back and
forth singing 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot']
Herman: Bad mental image! This article
is OVER!!!
[fin]