Tim
- Cheeseypieman
Herman -
Daniel
Tim:
I might not be attracted to women anymore. Ever.
Herman:
Gross...
Tim: No, I
mean, creepy women who dress up like fairy tale
creatures.
Herman: Oh
okay. I think we've all been through that phase.
Tim: Dude..
No we haven't.. I was kidding around... Shut up.
I don't want you to go into detail.
Herman: It's
like Little Red Riding Hood couldn't find her
pants so she borrowed Mrs. Clause's skirt.
Tim: Look at
her shoes. She's going to tap them together and
fly away.
Herman: Why
grandma, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!
Tim: I need
a brain.
Herman:
Clearly. And she needs a large dark room to go
stand in. A very dark room.
Tim: Really,
is she supposed to look hott?
Herman: I
think she's like... 80's movies hot, where the
persons not actually hot, but you know they're
supposed to be because they zoom in while slow
peaceful music plays.
Tim: ... And
that is why I don't watch 80's movies.
Herman: If
it were physically possible for me to destroy
the known universe just with a thought, this
picture would be the reason to do it.
Tim: What's
she carrying?
Herman: I
think she's smuggling some tiny Mexicans over
the border, using her sex appeal and undeniable
charm to woo the guards.
Tim: That's
impossible.
Herman:
Because the Mexicans wouldn't fit into a basket?
Tim: No,
because the thought of her having any sex appeal
causes the sun to explode in a supernova,
destroying the Earth, which would make her
mission pointless anyway.
Herman: In
closing, I would like to point out that if you
highlight the image, it looks extremely
frightening. And if you don't highlight the
image, it STILL looks extremely frightening.